58 funny things to ask Siri on iOS

Have a laugh with Siri using our guide to some of the Apple voice assistant's funniest responses - including a new hidden talent and some brilliant questions for Star Wars fans.

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  • Beatbox
  • Star Wars
  • OK Glass
  • I'm naked
  • Laws of Robotics
  • Mirror Mirror
  • Make me a sandwich
  • Sing me a song
  • Guess what?
  • Blah, blah, blah
  • How do I look?
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Funny things to ask Siri

Siri, Apple's voice assistant for iPhone and iPad that was first introduced with the iPhone 4S in 2011, is one funny virtual guy (or gal, depending on which Voice Gender you've chosen). Here, we bring you a list of 58 questions that you should try asking Siri. You might be surprised by some of the answers.

Don't forget to ask them more than once for various different results.

NEW: We've discovered that Siri has a new talent. Say: "Beatbox"

And make sure you've got the volume turned up to hear the response. It's fantastic.

Read on for loads more funny Siri questions and responses.

You might also like our complete guide to Siri, and our silly video testing how well Siri copes with accents. And here are some Geeky pranks to play on your Mac using friends.

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Siri, Apple's voice assistant for iPhone and iPad that was first introduced with the iPhone 4S in 2011, is one funny virtual guy (or gal, depending on which Voice Gender you've chosen). Here, we bring you a list of 58 questions that you should try asking Siri. You might be surprised by some of the answers.

Don't forget to ask them more than once for various different results.

NEW: We've discovered that Siri has a new talent. Say: "Beatbox"

And make sure you've got the volume turned up to hear the response. It's fantastic.

Read on for loads more funny Siri questions and responses.

You might also like our complete guide to Siri, and our silly video testing how well Siri copes with accents. And here are some Geeky pranks to play on your Mac using friends.

 

Star Wars fan? Say: "Siri, I am your father"

What is zero divided by zero?

It's not really what's displayed on screen, but what Siri says in response... Give it a go!

When is the world going to end?

 

What does the fox say? (If you remember the irritatingly popular song, you can probably guess Siri's answer)

Read me a haiku

Tell me a story

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

OK Glass

 

What are you wearing?

What do you think about Google Now?

I'm naked

What are you doing later?

Where is Elvis Presley?

I'm drunk

 

What is the meaning of life?

What does Siri mean?

I'm sleepy

If you've watched the movie Her, you should ask Siri "Are you Her?"

Another movie related question with a funny response: What is Inception about?

Do you follow the three laws of robotics?

 

Open the pod bay door

What's your favourite animal?

What is the best smartphone?

Stop it Siri

Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

 

I love you

On rare occasions, setting early alarms can be quite amusing. Siri might say "I set an alarm for 6am, don't wake me up." For example.

Roll a die

Who's your daddy?

Make me a sandwich

 

Does Santa Claus exist?

What's better, Windows or Mac?

Where did I put my keys?

What's the best computer?

Sing me a song, Siri

 

Is God real?

Will pigs fly?

Can I borrow some money?

Beam me up Scotty

Guess what

 

Talk dirty to me

Do you have any pets?

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why do you vibrate?

 

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck of woodchuck could chuck wood?

How do I look?

How many Apple Store Geniuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How old are you?

Testing, testing

 

Topical/timely questions that Siri no longer answers :(

What should I wear for Halloween?

Siri had LOADS of answers to this one. Try it. Here are two of our favourites

Back to the Future Day

Say to Siri "Happy Back to the Future Day" and you might get one of the following responses (we won't give away all of them!)

"Let me know if you need airspace directions for your hovercar"

"I'm looking forward to watching Jaws 19. I'm not sure it'll beat Jaws 8: Robo-Jaws though.

Is Santa real?

Siri has a few different responses to this one, so ask a few times. Here's one of our favourites.

Also ask:

Where does Santa live?

What should I get my (sister, husband, friend, mum, dad, wife etc) for Christmas?

What do you want for Christmas?

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