65 funny things to ask Siri on iPhone, iPad

Have a laugh with Siri using our guide to some of the Apple voice assistant's funniest responses.

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  • LEGO Batman Movie
  • Westworld
  • Pokémon Go
  • Beatbox
  • Star Wars
  • OK Glass
  • I'm naked
  • Laws of Robotics
  • Mirror Mirror
  • Make me a sandwich
  • Sing me a song
  • Guess what?
  • Blah, blah, blah
  • How do I look?
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Funny things to ask Siri

Siri, Apple's voice assistant for iPhone and iPad that was first introduced with the iPhone 4S in 2011, is one funny virtual guy (or gal, depending on which Voice Gender you've chosen).

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Here, we bring you a list of 65 questions that you should try asking Siri. You might be surprised by some of the answers. (Don't forget to ask them more than once for various different results.)

You might also like our complete guide to Siri, and our silly video testing how well Siri copes with accents. And here are some Geeky pranks to play on your Mac-using friends. Lastly, check out our comparison of Siri, Microsoft Cortana, Google Now and Amazon Alexa.

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Siri, Apple's voice assistant for iPhone and iPad that was first introduced with the iPhone 4S in 2011, is one funny virtual guy (or gal, depending on which Voice Gender you've chosen).

Don't miss: Best Apple Deals & Best Tech Deals

Here, we bring you a list of 65 questions that you should try asking Siri. You might be surprised by some of the answers. (Don't forget to ask them more than once for various different results.)

You might also like our complete guide to Siri, and our silly video testing how well Siri copes with accents. And here are some Geeky pranks to play on your Mac-using friends. Lastly, check out our comparison of Siri, Microsoft Cortana, Google Now and Amazon Alexa.

 

The LEGO Batman Movie is a hot topic of conversation at the moment with some calling it the greatest Batman movie ever, and it seems as if even Siri is wanting to get in on the action. Whenever you say "Hey Computer" to Siri, she responds with several witty replies as if you were LEGO Batman. While Apple has offered TV show and event tie-ins before, it's the first time that Siri has featured a serious big-budget movie tie-in. 

 

It turns out that even Siri is a fan of the HBO hit Westworld, offering a number of themed responses to popular phrases in the show. You can tell Siri to "cease all motor functions" and you should get a response similar to the robots in the show. That's not all though, as saying phrases including "doesn't look like anything to me" or "these violent delights have violent ends" (even though it's originally from Romeo and Juliet) will prompt Westworld-themed responses. 

 

Pokémon Go has taken the world by storm and even Siri seems to be playing it. Ask Siri a question about the game, such as "Do you like Pokémon Go" and you'll get one of a series of responses. We won't spoil it – ask for yourself to see what Siri says – but our favourite is "Confining virtual beings inside powerful devices makes me feel funny for some reason."

 

We've discovered that Siri has a new talent. Say: "Beatbox"

And make sure you've got the volume turned up to hear the response. It's fantastic.

 

Star Wars fan? Say: "Siri, I am your father"

What is zero divided by zero?

It's not really what's displayed on screen, but what Siri says in response... Give it a go!

When is the world going to end?

 

What does the fox say? (If you remember the irritatingly popular song, you can probably guess Siri's answer)

Read me a haiku

Tell me a story

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

OK Glass

 

What are you wearing?

What do you think about Google Now?

I'm naked

What are you doing later?

Are you a smart watch?

Where is Elvis Presley?

I'm drunk

 

What is the meaning of life?

What does Siri mean?

I'm sleepy

If you've watched the movie Her, you should ask Siri "Are you Her?"

Another movie related question with a funny response: What is Inception about?

Do you follow the three laws of robotics?

 

Open the pod bay door

What's your favourite animal?

What is the best smartphone?

Stop it Siri

Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

 

I love you

On rare occasions, setting early alarms can be quite amusing. Siri might say "I set an alarm for 6am, don't wake me up." For example.

Roll a die

Who's your daddy?

Make me a sandwich

 

Does Santa Claus exist?

What's better, Windows or Mac?

Where did I put my keys?

What's the best computer?

Sing me a song, Siri

 

Is God real?

Will pigs fly?

Can I borrow some money?

Beam me up Scotty

Guess what

 

Talk dirty to me

Do you have any pets?

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why do you vibrate?

 

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck of woodchuck could chuck wood?

How do I look?

How many Apple Store Geniuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How old are you?

Testing, testing

 

After a holiday period has ended, Siri will no longer answer seasonal questions!

Here are some of favourite past questions:

What should I wear for Halloween? / What should I be for Halloween?

You'll get a variety of answers for these two question - such as:

"Just be yourself, pumpkin." / "Whatever you've always wanted to be." / "The scariest thing I can think of: A human hypothetical question." / "I was thinking about a spiral galaxy, but I can never find one in my size." / “I’ll go as your plus one, and your plus 2, and plus 3, and plus 5.” / “You could go as an eclipse. Just dress in black and stand in front of things.”

Among many other responses!

Back to the Future Day

Say to Siri "Happy Back to the Future Day" and you might get one of the following responses (we won't give away all of them!)

"Let me know if you need airspace directions for your hovercar"

"I'm looking forward to watching Jaws 19. I'm not sure it'll beat Jaws 8: Robo-Jaws though.

Is Santa real?

Siri has a few different responses to this one, so ask a few times. Here's one of our favourites.

Also ask:

Where does Santa live?

What should I get my (sister, husband, friend, mum, dad, wife etc) for Christmas?

What do you want for Christmas?

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