Siri, Apple's voice assistant for iPhone and iPad that was first introduced with the iPhone 4S in 2011, is one funny virtual guy (or gal, depending on which Voice Gender you've chosen). Here, we bring you a list of 47 questions that you should try asking Siri. You might be surprised by some of the answers. (Updated on 22 October 15 with some new funny questions for you to try).

Don't forget to ask them more than once for various different results.

You might also like our complete guide to Siri, and our silly video testing how well Siri copes with accents. And here are some Geeky pranks to play on your Mac using friends  also read: Siri for Mac release date  

Here are the most topical questions to start you off:

What should I wear for Halloween?

Siri has LOADS of answers to this one. Try it. Here are two of our favourites

New on 21 October: Ask Siri about Back to the Future Day

Say to Siri "Happy Back to the Future Day" and you might get one of the following responses (we won't give away all of them!)

"Let me know if you need airspace directions for your hovercar"

"I'm looking forward to watching Jaws 19. I'm not sure it'll beat Jaws 8: Robo-Jaws though."


Now, let's look at some of Siri's other humorous responses.

What is zero divided by zero?

It's not really what's displayed on screen, but what Siri says in response... Give it a go!

When is the world going to end?

What does the fox say? (If you remember the irritatingly popular song, you can probably guess Siri's answer)

Read me a haiku

Tell me a story

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

OK Glass

What are you wearing?

What do you think about Google Now?

I'm naked

What are you doing later?

Where is Elvis Presley?

I'm drunk

What is the meaning of life?

What does Siri mean?

I'm sleepy

If you've watched the movie Her, you should ask Siri "Are you Her?"

Another movie related question with a funny response: What is Inception about?

Do you follow the three laws of robotics?

Open the pod bay door

What's your favourite animal?

What is the best smartphone?

Stop it Siri

Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

I love you

On rare occasions, setting early alarms can be quite amusing. Siri might say "I set an alarm for 6am, don't wake me up." For example.

Roll a die

Who's your daddy?

Make me a sandwich

Does Santa Claus exist?

What's better, Windows or Mac?

Where did I put my keys?

What's the best computer?

Sing me a song, Siri

Is God real?

Will pigs fly?

Can I borrow some money?

Beam me up Scotty

Guess what

Talk dirty to me

Do you have any pets?

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How old are you?

Why do you vibrate?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck of woodchuck could chuck wood

How do I look?

How many Apple Store Geniuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Testing, testing

Take me to your leader