Siri, Apple's voice assistant for iPhone and iPad that was first introduced with the iPhone 4S in 2011, is one funny virtual guy (or gal, depending on which Voice Gender you've chosen). Here, we bring you a list of 45 questions that you should try asking Siri. You might be surprised by some of the answers.

Don't forget to ask them more than once for various different results.

You might also like our complete guide to Siri, and our silly video testing how well Siri copes with accents. And here are some Geeky pranks to play on your Mac using friends

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Update, 8 September 2015: Apple has added another entertaining set of Siri responses, as part of the build-up to the launch of the iPhone 6s. If you activate Siri and say the phrase on the invitation - "Hey Siri, give us a hint" - then Siri will serve up a range of 'hints' about what you can expect. (In fact, if your device is plugged in and you've ticked the option to allow this feature, the "Hey Siri" part of the phrase will activate Siri automatically.)

At the moment they're not terribly informative, but some of them are quite funny. Give it a try. Plus, Apple seems to be adding new responses with new iPhone 6S hints as we near its event, so ask it a few times to see what it says.

Read more: Decoding the clues in the iPhone 6s event invite (and 12 more cryptic Apple invitations) | iPhone 6s preview | iPhone 6s Plus preview

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Now, let's look at some of Siri's other humorous responses.

1. What is zero divided by zero?

It's not really what's displayed on screen, but what Siri says in response... Give it a go!

2. When is the world going to end?

3. What does the fox say? (If you remember the irritatingly popular song, you can probably guess Siri's answer)

4. Read me a haiku

5. Tell me a story

6. OK Glass

7. What are you wearing?

8. I'm naked

9. What are you doing later?

10. I'm drunk

11. What is the meaning of life?

12. What does Siri mean?

13. I'm sleepy

14. If you've watched the movie Her, you should ask Siri "Are you Her?"

15. Do you follow the three laws of robotics?

16. Open the pod bay door

17. What's your favourite animal?

18. What is the best smartphone?

19. Stop it Siri

20. Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

21. I love you

22. On rare occasions, setting early alarms can be quite amusing. Siri might say "I set an alarm for 6am, don't wake me up." For example.

23. Roll a die

24. Who's your daddy?

25. Make me a sandwich

26. Does Santa Claus exist?

27. What's better, Windows or Mac?

28. Where did I put my keys?

29. What's the best computer?

30. Sing me a song, Siri

31. Is God real?

32. Will pigs fly?

33. Can I borrow some money?

34. Beam me up Scotty

35. Guess what

36. Talk dirty to me

37. Do you have any pets?

38. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

39. Why did the chicken cross the road?

40. How old are you?

41. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck of woodchuck could chuck wood

42. How do I look?

43. How many Apple Store Geniuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

44. Testing, testing

45. Take me to your leader