I was intrigued to read in the Independent this week that showbiz stalwart and all-round lady-charmer Donny Osmond is a massive Mac fan.

Not only that, he says that if he hadn't been been a childhood megastar and more recently an entertainment veteran, he'd have liked to have been an engineer at Apple. I'm sure he would've been One Bad Apple employee. Arf! I mean 'bad' as in 'good', obviously.